What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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