Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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