i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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