too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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