People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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