He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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