You surviving the open bar?
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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