I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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