I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
