she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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