You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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