I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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