you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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