My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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