Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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