It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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