no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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