I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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