I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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