we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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