But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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