Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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