Do vagina's smell?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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