Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
