I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think a kid would responsible me up
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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