Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm sobbing to NWA
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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