Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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