im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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