dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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