we have pet lesbian snakes
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.