Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
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hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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