Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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