y did u give ur computer a hand job?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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