they need to just BURY HIM!
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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