Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
