is your mom at the bar?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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