What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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