Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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