He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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