Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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