Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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