i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
