no more duck duck goose at the bar
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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