your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Randomize
