There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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