Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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