Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I can't put those talents on a resume
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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