You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I believe in your delicious
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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