So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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