North Korea, Best Korea!
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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