He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
where are my eyebrows?
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