just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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