So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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