to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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