i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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